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Review #3 - Shockspot Fuckmachine
This review features the ultimate, most technologically advanced fuck machine on the market – the Shockspot. Super high quality, American design and manufacture, super powerful and controllable it’s the surest way to achieve those body-shaking anal orgasms!!
• Available in three versions – 12 inch (thrust), 8 inch or dual 8 inch.
• On-the-fly adjustment for depth, thrust length, speed and smoothness.
• Super powerful, almost unstoppable. (more on that later).
• ‘Remote’ or Computer control facility with simple user interface.
• High quality construction with simple self-assembly.
• Years of leg-shaking fun.
Well, where do I start? The first fuck machine I ever bought was a fairly basic rotary affair. I’ve just tried to find some photos online but it doesn’t seem to be manufactured anymore. It was about £250 around 4 years ago and I think for the money it was pretty good. Powerful, quiet and reliable it certainly gave good service – and opened my eyes to just how good a fuckmachine experience can be! If you are into anal play them you really need to go down this road. However, it did have certain distinct problems.
Firstly, it was not easily adjustable. Speed was not a problem, with a simple rotary control switch, but if you wanted to change the depth of the thrust you had to stop it, climb off the machine, get out a couple of spanners, unbolt the drive rod from the rotary wheel, take a guess as to which of the many holes would give you the right depth and then re-bolt it, trying hard not to strip the thread, as I did eventually. Kind of spoils the flow of the whole experience really!
Secondly, it was not really powerful enough. For a small dildo it was fine but it you wanted to progress up the scale to bigger, heavier and girthier ones then it would easily stall the motor, even when well lubricated.
And lastly, it was unstable. Despite having very heavy, solid steel legs it would simply shake and jump around in use and move around too much. Hence I ended up making my own re-design, removing the legs and bolting it down to half of an old railway sleeper (tie). That did the job but it was no longer transportable.
So after a while I decided that I needed an upgrade. Looking around online it was clear that there was one obvious market leader, the Shockspot. It seemed to be the only unit that used a powerful linear actuator rather than a rotary motor, looked very neat and well designed and claimed to be super powerful and controllable. Having had the experience of my first unit I now knew what I needed and this seemed the perfect fit. The only issue was the price. These are NOT cheap! Retailing at anything from £2500 to £2800 ($3100 to $3550) in the U.K. they are crazy prices. However, if you buy direct from the manufacturers in the States, then even with transport costs and import duties you can save around £1000 off that price. If you are lucky enough to live in the U.S. then the list price for the 12” version is $2,100 which is much more reasonable. Either way it’s still a considerable investment.
The unit needs some self-assembly on arrival but it’s very easy and takes maybe 10 mins; simply a case of fitting the legs, plugging the cables in and you’re good to go. Using the unit itself is very simple, although the little control unit does take a bit of getting used to. It has a simple On / Off button and 4 rotary dials which control –
• Depth – crudely, how far in the dildo is pushed in, sets a maximum limit.
• Max Stroke – this is the stroke length, from the Max. depth backwards. So if the maximum depth is set to 6” and the stroke set to 4” then the arm will thrust back and forth between the 2” to 6” positions
• Speed – self-explanatory.
• Smoothness – this is a bit more complex but it is basically the acceleration of the arm. Adjust from a smooth gentle transition backward and forwards to a sharper more sudden change of direction.
The other option to control the Shockspot is via the computer program which you can download and install from their website. You then connect the machine to the laptop / desktop via a USB cable. This gives you a whole range of preset programs, the ability to design and save your own sessions, or simply use the sliders to control the machine direct from the laptop. I must admit I’ve only used the laptop method a couple of times as I find the ‘remote’ control simple to use and easier to set up. Maybe if I had the luxury of being able to have the machine permanently set up I’d explore this option more as it does have great potential. Maybe for another review I’ll experiment with it more.
So finally, you’ll want to know what it is like in actual use. Well, first thing I have to tell you is that this is a noisy beast. The reciprocating arm makes a sort of loud noise, somewhere between a whoosh and a screech! It takes a bit of getting used to the noise but then after a while you can ignore it but this is definitely not a unit to take to a hotel room for a night of fun when you’re on that boring business trip. You’ll have reception phoning you in no time asking what the hell is going on. Neither could you try a sneaky session in the spare bedroom while your partner / wife / grandmother / are downstairs watching Netflix.
The other issue is I’ve still not got a satisfactory answer as to how to lubricate the shaft. If you google ‘linear actuator lubrication’ you get many different opinions from ‘non-required’ to ‘light oil’ to ‘specialist dry lubricant’ – take your pick. I’ve gone for a spray dry lubricant which seems to work. If anyone knows the correct answer please do tell.
BUT, all that said, this is the best fuck machine out there and it really is an amazing experience. It can take anything from a small dildo to my monster 17” Cockzilla with easy. Once you get set up and in a comfy position you can start off nice and slow and then gradually increase the depth, length and speed as you wish. (My new Olympic motto is ‘Deeper, Longer, Faster’) It’s a challenge not to turn up the wick too fast as that can sometimes just get too much too soon and you have to back off. Much better to work up slowly, just increasing one or two parameters every few minutes. Inevitable I find myself pretty much maxing out with 30 mins and keeping it there.
And the orgasms are something else! Really something else. I can certainly confirm what people say about orgasms attained via slowly building anal / prostate stimulation alone. This machine, with a bit of practise, creates orgasms that are so much more intense, much longer lasting and so much more satisfying. It’s hard to describe but it just leaves you totally drained, shattered and exhausted but with the biggest smile on your face ever.
Absolutely worth the investment 100%. If you think this might be for you, then it is. Sell the car, sell the house, cancel the mother-in-law’s operation – do whatever you need but get one of these – life’s short so fill it with a Shockspot. Alessia xxx