ShockSpot Fuckmachine Upgraded

Following on from earlier post I'm delighted to announce that I have this morning successfully upgraded my ShockSpot fuckmachine. I have removed the original small rubber feet, drilled the legs and added these four high-quality, German made suction lifters. I've tested it out and it 'sticks' to the floor (or any flat surface) like you wouldn't believe. Once its down and the lifters actuated it's impossible to shift! You could even turn it upside down and stick it to the ceiling. Now there's a thought......

Just now waiting for an opportunity to conduct some sea trials....

Update 10 07 24 well I can confirm the upgrade was a success! Now rock solid. I tested it VERY thoroughly this morning, still recovering now. Still needs a bit more power and speed though.